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QotD: Pickup Artist

What's the worst pickup line you've ever heard?
Submitted by ShellEy.

"Hey, didn't I mace you?" from a girl to a suddenly scared young man. No, I'm not making that one up.

Runner up is "What has two thumbs and fucks like a tiger? <thumbs on both hands cocked back at his chest> THIS guy."

Somethings just beg for the use of stun-guns and zip-tied opaque plastic bags.